and boy it's like we sexting.

It's a total hot topic on the news these day, sexting. I think that is the gayest name ever for it, I prefer to call it naughty texting or dirty texting. I guess I like dirty more, becuase I have been told that I am a dirty girl. But...whatev. I like to dirty text becuase it make me feel naughty, I can tell a good dirty story, and you can say stuff in a text that you just can't in person [unless you are drunk] There are three different kinds of dirty texting: a] intimate details about one's sex life b] dirty talking back and forth c] exchange of naughty pictures I will start off with intimate details of one's sex life. I have no sex life, so boys often want to know how I do it myself and how often and what I use and on and on. This is ok, but not that fun...for you. Sometimes it's fun just to know the craziest places people have done it. One guy told me a Gap dressing room. (cuz gap clothes so turn me on too.) Fantasies are ok to talk about too. everyone has them, maybe he has the same ones you do. then you could move from sexting to sexing. Way more fun I hear. Next we have dirty texting back and forth. It's just like dirty talk pretty much. There are lots of hot things you can say to start off.

• A good one is, I want you so bad. It's straight to the point, and generally gets a lot of attention. It can be followed by what you want to do with him.
• It's good to get creative. Who wants the normal "and then insert your penis into my vagina"?
• Ask him what he likes, and maybe say that you wish you could be doing that right now.
• Don't ever get to freaky with a dude. If he says he wants to "bang you so hard you bleed", suggest that he went a little to far, and if he into that, hookers might be game.
• If you ever feel uncomfortable, just let them know and I would probally not text him.

Finally, a dirty picture is always a nice little suprise.

• The key to a sexy picture is "that look in your eyes that says, I need a friend." True! be all over that! Don't try to be sexy. When you do, you look retarted. Trust me, I know.
• A half smile works good for a sexy picture. Better yet, smile with your eyes!
• You don't have to be naked to be sexy, less clothing is always a plus, but if you don't feel comfortable in nothing don't do it! Strip to your bra or a cami, toss on a long necklace anc click away!
• Boob pics are okay, I mean I have amazing boobs, and I don't really mind sharing them with the world, but not everyone has too. And I always like my face to be in it too, so then it's a sexy picture, not a weird one.
• DON'T EVER SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR COOTER! It's not like a picture would turn out good anyway! I mean, your arms are only so long and lighting down there is bad! It won't turn out looking like the airbrushed ones in Playboy! And honestly, some things, are better kept for the live show. ;)

Dirty texting should be fun. If someone is making it a chore tell them to go watch a porno.

Have fun ;)

x0-K

Flirtexting

Dos and Donts of Flirtexting As you can probably already assume, Flirtexting is when you flirt through texts. There is also Sexting, which is dirty texts. But that's a whole different blog that I think I'll leave up to Kendall to write. She has more experience with that =] I've came up with a list of things that you should and shouldn't do when you first get a dude's number or first give him yours. Dos * Do text him within a reasonable amount of time after you recieve his 7. Send him a friendly hello within the first couple days of getting his digits. Introduce yourself and keep it classy. * Do get to know him. Ask him about himself. And tell him about yourself. * Do send smile faces and winks when it's appropriate. --> =] my personal fav * Do compliment him without coming off as a whore. Simple things like: you looked way cute today.... ;) * Do ask him out over a text. That way you can avoid all the awkwardness that you can sometimes come across during a face to face conversation. (some dudes would prefer to be asked out in person though, so idk, use your best judgement) * Do text him after a date, and tell him thank you. Even if you plan on never going out with him again. A simple thank you is okay. If you plan on seeing him again...."thanks for the great time tonight..cant wait 2 see you again =] " * Do text him daily. Even if it's a simple Good Morning ;) or Hey, how are you? If he doesn't wanna text back, then he won't. * Do have fun when texting him. * Do send him classy pics if he asks for one. With your face in the pic and a nice smile. Sexting would include a boob shot. Not flirtexting. Keep it clean. Don't come off easy. :) * Do tell him you miss him making you smile. :) Dont's * Don't talk about sex within the first week of meeting this dude. You will come off as a hooker whose just looking to score. If that's the case then you should be sexting, not flirtexting. * Don't confess your undying love towards them...right away. =] You'll most likely come off as desperate, and I hear that's a major turn off. * Don't text one word texts. This is annoying and unnecessary. You might as well not even text them then, or waste your time. * Don't use lol after EVERY single sentence. It's okay to lol often, but not too often. or even l(ing)mao is okay too. * Don't talk about serious serious issues while flirtexting. Nothing too personal either. Im sure dude doesn't care about your last period, or the fact that you're having mixed feelings about your sexuality. * Don't go long periods without texting..or even calling...him. It's okay to play 'hard to get', but don't play 'so hard you'll never get me'. * Don't bitch and bitch about something to him. Chances are he could care less anyway. And you're going to send him running. * Don't go overboard and hound him with texts. * Don't send forwards. Period. They're lame and useless. And come off as being childish or having no life. * Don't resend the text more than twice if he's not responding. If he's not getting after sending it twice, then he's simply 'not getting it.' Use these as guidelines. Of course each guy is going to be different, but it's up to you to use your best judgement sweety. Oh, and I would like to point out that I spoke with a dude to collaborate this list. So it's pretty legit =] He also said it was okay to use cutesy nicknames with him. But idk. I think that was just that guy in general. lola (laught out loud alot), =] L

Doing it Yourself

Doing it Yourself

*This may get a little racy or inappropriate for some...just to foreworn. But could be quite interesting at the same time. Not too many girls are brave enough to write about this kind of stuff...so here it goes...

Let me start off by defining what Doing it Yourself means, as some people may be a little confused.

• Well in general terms it means masturbating I suppose. That's the simplest explanation.

Whether you use objects such as vibrators, pocket rockets, dildos, or yourself. Your own hand. There are many ways to Doing it Yourself. And all can be very enjoyable.

I am a firm believer that every girl should Do it Themselves from time to time. Now I'm not saying you have to Do it everyday, twice a day, or three times a week. But I do believe that on a regular basis is a good choice.

You should know what feels good, and how to achieve that by Doing it Yourself, in order for you to show someone else what feels good to you.

It's just common sense. Because if you don't know, how are you supposed to show someone else. And believe me....most of the time you have to show guys what feels good to you. Otherwise they don't know. And a lot of guys(not all) don't really wanna take the time to find out what feels good for you during foreplay. So...

You HAVE to show them.

Which is perfectly fine. But why should guys be the only ones to get off? It's pretty easy for most of them. Repetative motion is good enough to send their heads spinning. And from my experience, most guys aren't too picky how 'it' goes down. As long as it does. Girls usually take a little longer to get off. We're just a lot trickier than guys. For the most part at least. Unless ur some gifted hooker who can get off in 30 seconds by the slightest stimulation. Kudos to you, I guess.

But back to Doing it Yourself.

How often?

Whenever you feel like it. Don't feel guilty because you think you may be Doing it too often. Hell, there are no set rules somewhere that you're not aware of. Whenever you feel like Doing it, Do it. For real. I mean within reason....not at the kitchen table during Thanksgiving dinner. That's a little inappropriate. Ha. At least excuse yourself to the restroom.

I have found that the more often I Do it myself, the more relaxed, happier, and care free I tend to be. Now I'm not a 100% certain that this is true, but I'm 89% certain that it is. Or maybe I'm just using that as an excuse to Do it myself. Whatever. =]

Different Ways

There are many many different tools that can be used to Do it Yourself nowadays. When I say many, I mean millions. The best place to get some of these certain tools would be at your local porn shop. And if you don't have a local one, any one will do. I would not reccomend gettting a vibrator or dildo that is 3ft long though. Porn shops have some crazy things, and this should not be one of the things that you are purchasing. Unless you're crazy, then by all means. Go for it you weirdo. The best kind of vibrator I would reccommend purchasing is roughly around 50-60 dollars, and believe me, it's worth it. It comes with something called a clitoris stimulator(which is really what you're going for) that is kind of mounted on top of the vibrator. Wow. Amazing.

Or you can just buy your standard pocket rocket, which works for some girls too. I am not one of them. But I have heard that it works for some. Pocket rockets tend to run a little cheaper than your average vibrator and may be better for beginners.

Or if you don't feel like purchasing any tools to Do it Yourself. Yourself is just fine too. Get to know your body, and don't be ashamed. A bolt of lighting will not come down and smite you or whatever. I promise.

And I promise that no matter how many girls say that they don't Do it Themselves, they actually do. They're just to scared or whatever to be open and honest about their body. That's their issue, and doesn't have to be one for you. The only way to find out what you like, is to find out yourself. You'll truly be able to enjoy any sexual experience better. I promise.

xoxo L

Do I Have To Spell It Out?!

Mrs. Icka was sitting around one night talking to all her MSN Buddies, and she has a friend that lives in Illinois and he is single and lonely. And she has me, a friend that lives in Wisconsin who is single and bored. And she thought...and then a light buld came on and she said "Kendall should hook up with Matt!" well then she gave me his phone number, and msn add and told me to have fun. Well....He doesn't TALK. And I like to firty talk and such, and last night I sent him a text saying..."Straight Up, I like to dirty text and send naughty pics. You dig?" well....no reply. So I have come to the assumption that he doesn't dig it. And I was like "damn, cuz if he likes Mrs. Icka he would def. like me!" Hello! I Spell it out and every other dude would be like..."HELLZ YEAH!" but not this one. WEIRD! So, I have come to the conclusion that if you have to spell it out, he obvoisly isn't worth the waste of time it took to try and get to your point. xo k

Boobs

For some reason I have been blessed with an amazing pair of boobs. I never showed them to anyone until I was about 21. He was some guy that was my friend on facebook and had msn. and I had a webcam! yay! well i don't know what got into me, so i just pulled my shirt down and showed him. it was empowering. i had never done anything like that. the next day the girls i work with looked at me and asked if i was on drugs! well i am not cuz drugs ARE NOT COOL. then when i was at Mrs. Icka's bachelorette party we snuck into the infinity pool at the wilderness on the lake (that isn't on a lake for the time being) and i flashed people. i felt naughty. well then it got to the point where i would take pics of my boobs to send them to dudes. it makes me feel sooo naughty. and i can't lie it empowers me to know that i have made there day. something that i see everyday can bring so much joy to someone else! weird. but latley they have gotten me in trouble my dd's have been yelled at by my former principal while i attended an after school function. (sorry I am 21 and feel damn proud of my body!) and in 2 seconds he shattered my self confidence. how is that possible?! something that can be so powerful can make me feel dirty. i layed in bed for a long time mad at myself for being so different. then there was halloween when i got drunk and showed them to this dude that i know. i feel horrible about it. cuz i let him feel me up! what is wrong with me! then he made me feel like a douche for being old fashioned and still being a virgin. whatever. i have now decided that he will never get lucky enough to see them again.