and boy it's like we sexting.

It's a total hot topic on the news these day, sexting. I think that is the gayest name ever for it, I prefer to call it naughty texting or dirty texting. I guess I like dirty more, becuase I have been told that I am a dirty girl. But...whatev. I like to dirty text becuase it make me feel naughty, I can tell a good dirty story, and you can say stuff in a text that you just can't in person [unless you are drunk] There are three different kinds of dirty texting: a] intimate details about one's sex life b] dirty talking back and forth c] exchange of naughty pictures I will start off with intimate details of one's sex life. I have no sex life, so boys often want to know how I do it myself and how often and what I use and on and on. This is ok, but not that fun...for you. Sometimes it's fun just to know the craziest places people have done it. One guy told me a Gap dressing room. (cuz gap clothes so turn me on too.) Fantasies are ok to talk about too. everyone has them, maybe he has the same ones you do. then you could move from sexting to sexing. Way more fun I hear. Next we have dirty texting back and forth. It's just like dirty talk pretty much. There are lots of hot things you can say to start off.

• A good one is, I want you so bad. It's straight to the point, and generally gets a lot of attention. It can be followed by what you want to do with him.
• It's good to get creative. Who wants the normal "and then insert your penis into my vagina"?
• Ask him what he likes, and maybe say that you wish you could be doing that right now.
• Don't ever get to freaky with a dude. If he says he wants to "bang you so hard you bleed", suggest that he went a little to far, and if he into that, hookers might be game.
• If you ever feel uncomfortable, just let them know and I would probally not text him.

Finally, a dirty picture is always a nice little suprise.

• The key to a sexy picture is "that look in your eyes that says, I need a friend." True! be all over that! Don't try to be sexy. When you do, you look retarted. Trust me, I know.
• A half smile works good for a sexy picture. Better yet, smile with your eyes!
• You don't have to be naked to be sexy, less clothing is always a plus, but if you don't feel comfortable in nothing don't do it! Strip to your bra or a cami, toss on a long necklace anc click away!
• Boob pics are okay, I mean I have amazing boobs, and I don't really mind sharing them with the world, but not everyone has too. And I always like my face to be in it too, so then it's a sexy picture, not a weird one.
• DON'T EVER SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR COOTER! It's not like a picture would turn out good anyway! I mean, your arms are only so long and lighting down there is bad! It won't turn out looking like the airbrushed ones in Playboy! And honestly, some things, are better kept for the live show. ;)

Dirty texting should be fun. If someone is making it a chore tell them to go watch a porno.

Have fun ;)

x0-K