A Wise Girl

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." -Marilyn Monroe

This quote pretty much explains my life. I have kissed, and sure...been in love with them for the night, but then when I wake up in the morning I am all better. I listen, but I never believe what boys tell me. Boys lie. I am pretty sure. Or they tell you that cause they want to get in your pants. Or they girl they like, is your bestie and wanna seem cool for her. I am pretty sure. And the leaving part. Yeah, I would do it.

Day Seven

While. I have been not flirting for a week.

HA! that's a big fat lie. Last night I caved. Brandon Walz texted me. He asked if I would go to the movies with him. I said No. I laugh to loud and embarrass people. Then he asked for a naughty picture. And I did. Then he asked me if I was naked in my bed. I said yes....but I was lying. I was sitting on the couch watching Tyra. Seriously. I don't know...maybe I should just meet him. This is a perfect moment to ask....

"What Would Lacey Do?"

Lacey would just meet him. I just wish I could be a lot drunk, cuase I am way more easy going and I don't have the tendency to overthink things like I am doing now...oh darn. xo k

Old Fashionedness

I grew in the country and I was taught to be nice to everyone. And my parents raised me with morals and I don't know about you, but I am a good old-fashioned country girl. I have grown up reading Little House on the Prairie books, and listening to my aunt's stories about boys. One thing that I always knew is that if you really like a boy, you cook dinner for him. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach right? Well maybe that's not the best way to choose a life mate these days. But cooking dinner, or at least trying, shows that you care enough to go out of the way for him like that. Rollerskating! Let's face it, we probably haven't strapped on roller skates in a little while, but trying something totally different like that, puts you both out of your comfort zone and you can relax and have a good time. Until you fall and break your wrist...haha. Bowling! My town recently went from one bowling alley/bar to three alleys! and the nice thing about it is that at the new ones, you can't smoke so when you leave you don't smell like a cheap whore. But unless you're on a bowling team, the chance that either of you are amazing bowlers is slim to none. Maybe make it even more fun by seeing who can get the lowest score. Snow! Snow is part of life here from November until March, so take advantage of the BIG snowfalls go sledding and build a snowman. I might be lame, but with the right guy, a night watching CSI would be amazing-er than it already is. In conclusion, my list may be lame, but sorry, I am 21 and don't want to just text someone all the time and see them at school. That's not what a relationship is. yo. xo k

chances

Hmmm so it's been a while since I've been in any kind of a relationship. The last one, didn't go so well, and it's a good thing that it's over. Could I honestly see myself with that person STILL? Definitely not. Ladies: if you cannot picture yourself being with someone that ur in a relationship with, then why are you wasting your time. Precious time you could be using to play the field. And believe it or not, but it's okay and acceptable for ladies to play the field. If guys can do it, then why can't girls. And I would like to inform you that I believe Ladies are better at it then guys. Because we know when to stop. There are a few exceptions for those trashy girls out there, who play the field and have a boyfriends at the same time. You do not want to be like one of those Ladies. I've seen a few like that, and just trust me. Know when to stop. Take chances when they arise. Chances, as in love. It may turn out just to be lust, but you will never know if you never take the chance. Right? Right. So I like a boy. And I'm going to take a chance. I think. Yes I am. The best, absolute best, thing when you first start dating or hanging out with someone, is the feeling and anticipation you get. The butterflies and nervouness. It's my favorite. =] I get these kind of feelings whenever I'm with/around/thinking/talking/laughing with him. Ladies: when you get these butterfly feelings, and you can't think, can't speak, don't know how to react or what to do around a specific guy, chances are that you like him. Right? So take the chance. And if things don't work out. Then whatev. Life goes on. You'll move on, and I'm sure he will too. But you'll never know unless you try. So....if there is a specific person in your life right now that you think you wanna be with, and you get all crazy ga ga when ur around them, then take that chance.

Shallowness

Why are some girls lame? I know a girl who will only date hot guys. She won't date fat/big boys. She won't date boys that anyone would consider not attractive. Jokes on her, cause I don't think her boyfriend is attractive at all. He is cute in the way a baby turtle is. You just feel sorry for him cute. Why do girls bash guys all the time for only dating 'hot' girls, but then they are the same way? I am sure if you date an 'unhot' guy he will treat you like the princess you are. So in conclusion, I think we should all take a second look at the dorky guy that works with you, or the shy guy at the gas station, or be a shallow bitch and stick with the hot douche bag. It's your life. Kendall's list of totally date-able guys:

Kevin James. That guy from the King of Queens. He could totally be my mall cop. Firemen. Any and all...well not over the age of 30. John Edwards He is like a ken doll. Scott Cann Idk, something about him.... more, a lot more.

a woman's duty.

Why is doing dishes, laundry, cooking, and cleaning considered women's work? I am a woman, and i would kill myself before I do dishes. I love laundry, I could do that for forever. Cooking and baking, that is something I like...but I have to be in the mood. Cleaning? That I have to be in the mood for too, and that I do NOT like at all. Why is it totally ok, for dudes to be sloppy hogs, but my car has french fries on the floor and everyone freaks out? omg. sorry, but it is cold out and I am not gonna waste my time cleaning cleaning some spilt fires up when I rush my life between 3 jobs! And why do dudes not cook for girls? I would rather cook and stay in then have to go out to a fancy resturant...sometimes. I read in Playboy that when a couple get married housework is decreased an hour a week for men and increased seven hours a week for women. WTF! Sorry, but my man better know how to do his own laundry and I am not gonna be doing anything extra for him. I don't care if the carpet hasn't been vacumed in a few days, cuz what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger! xo k

The first week

The first week of new love is definitely the best... Without any doubt in my mind. You get all those lovey dovey butterflies in your tummy, and you get those oogly googley eyes for this specific person. (these are specific terms) And it usually gets better from there. You can't stand to be away from them. They're the first thing you think of when you wake up, and the last thing before you go to sleep. Just the gentle touch of their skin against yours, sends electirc currents through your entire body. And when you stare into their eyes, it feels like nothing else matters in the world. HOLD ON! But at the same time you don't know whether or not you should really be falling for this person or not. I mean you don't want to have your heart broken. So, while I was wish that there were a way to guarantee not getting your heart broken...I can't. Boys generally suck. And this a SOLID FACT, that you must keep in the back of your mind at ALL times. Do not let it go. No matter how this dude makes you feel...in bed, outta bed, in clothes, outta clothes, in school, in work, in well..you get the point. Anywhere, anytime. Before you know it, you're throwing yourself all over him, while he's doing the same with some other chick. But youre too full of him to realize that anything could go wrong. Then you're left alone with a shattered heart. well la de freakin da. Not again. Poor you. Is it really healthy to live like this? No. I think that it's healthy to live with a conscience. Something that reminds you of your past heart breaks, and past assholes. Past tear filled kleenex, past ice cream binges, and past pimple break outs. And all the shitty stuff guys do to us.... BUT You can still have a good time, with all those lovey dovey feelings. Just be on your guard at all times. Like a watch dog! And maybe, just maybe...everything will work out for the best. Who knows. I'll let you know.

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Kendall Lynn & Lacey Mae The Vintage Vixens Miss Lacey Mae Miss Lacey Mae Miss Kendall Lynn Miss Kendall Lynn Hey, Lacey, how's my butt? Still flat? so cute so cute xo