I used to be cynical

I used to be very cynical when a guy told me I was beautiful and all that jazz. I used to be a bitch about it. But then I realized even if he says it to a zillion and one girls, it is still pretty special to hear it. I have recently met a guy. And he tells me all the good stuff, and I know he might just be bs-ing me, but at the same time, I wonder "why would he waste his time telling me this stuff?" I know it might all end just as soon as it started, and I know I will be sad if it does. But while it's happening. I plan on living it up. hardcore. I mean, I have never really gotten to a know a guy like him, and I can't wait to know more about him. But if he doesn't want to share I am ok. If he doesn't want to meet me again. I am ok with it. I might be mad, but I will just be disappointed. Becuase I really do lookforward to knowing him. xo-K

I am a Vixen

Vixens don't stalk boys. We hunt them. See, Like, Go Get. It its that easy. It is generally frowned upon to do this in daily settings (work, wal-mart, mall, school) But the bar scence is a totally different story. Boys don't choose you, you pick them

Don't!

• sit/stand at the bar.
• underdress.
• wear something short.

Do!

• Mingle.
• Smile.
• Look Good.
• Have your own style.

And when you see one you like, go over, give him a compliment (I have had recent success with "I like your glasses!") and the rest will just happen.

*if it doesn't, then he likes boys.

Happy Hunting

xo-K

The Douche Bag List

Compiled over the summer with the help of the many vintage vixens (&jeff) 1-3 Average Guy 4-7 Douche Like 8-13 Douche-ish 14-17 Very Douche-y 18-22 Douche Bag 23+ Mega Douche. Let him bang bitches in Ed Hardy Bikinis Wears Plaid Shorts Wears Name Brand Polos Wears Aviators Wears a Wifebeater..and just that for a shirt. Wears Overly Distressed Jeans Very Low Hanging Jeans Drives an: Impala, Cadillac, Eclipse, Big Truck/SUV, or Hummer Checks himself out in reflective surfaces Spends a lot of time in front of the mirror Owns a Hair Straightener Uses Fruit Scented Body Wash Has Massive Muscles Goes Tanning Wears Mandals His outfit is a Monochromatic color scheme Takes his Camcorder...everywhere. Has Bling Enjoys the "music" of Akon Has a beer shirt Wears Ed Hardy Clothing. Often. Loud Truck/motorcycle Brags about his beer pong skillz Wears Capris Facebook status says "hit up the cell" or "text it" Is only out between 4 and 4 "knows it" all about sound systems or cars Has a faux hawk/hair like the kid from the future in Meet the Robinsons Wears a Bandanna Drinks Icy Starbucks Wears his hat with a flat brim to the side Keeps the sticker on his hat Has one of those drawstring backpack things. Wears a Fedora Has a Pitbull/Boxer. And it isn't fixed. Runs downtown shirtless Spells with 'wit' and the 'tha' Has any clothing with silver or gold print on it Has highlighted/frosted hair Doesn't tie his shoes Chews obnoxisly on his gum Won't get off his phone Has Bluetooth headset on. all the time. Wears Affliction Wears Harley Davidson Gold Hoop Earring Biker Boots/No Bike Eyebrow Piercing Walks around shirtless, while not in his house. Nipple Piercings Please feel free to let me know if there is anything else that should be on this list! xo-K

Redeemed!

This weekend, we went out to Marley's (<3). I have now kissed 25 boys. But, anyway...! I have made myself feel less like a dirty slut, and more like the vixen I am! I met a boy, He was standing by himself on the dance floor, I told him, I liked his glasses, and next thing I know, we're making out. like hardcore. I pushed him againt the railing and had my way with him, I think. He was good. At kissing, knowing what to do with his hands, and talking. He was the whole package. We went outside, and it got a little out of hand when my russian friend came and yelled at me for 'it was getting disgusting.' I'm glad she did though. We talked. He seems cool. I mean, he had an iPhone. He said he wants to meet again. To make out and do other stuff if I want. He said he's never met a girl like that, who told him he had sweet glasses. He took my number, and said he wants to meet again. I am not sure if he really wants to, or if he doesn't care. But he made me feel good, and I can only hope I made him feel as good. xo-K