lies lies lies

Is it alright to lie to someone so that they like you more? But at the same time, If someone doesn't like you for you, shouldn't you just make peace with that an be able to go chase someone else? Should I be flattered that someone would go through the trouble of lying to make me feel more comfortable, but now I can't believe anything he says. There was a time, before when I didn't believe boys and what they told me, and now for some reason I started to, and now I just get my heartbroken. FML I think to cure myself, I'm just going to stop trusting boys. They just lie to me. xo-K

Things Boys Should Know

• Girls don't care about your past relations. If we did, we would ask about them. So don't compare us to your other hook-ups and whatnots.
• Don't lie to us. We're better at it than you are, in most cases. So we'll eventually catch you in some kind of lie that's probably going to make you look like an ass. And neither of us want that, right?
• Eventhough you may think you're being nice by feeding me full of bullshit and telling me what you think I want to hear, don't. I would rather you tell me that you want nothing to do with me, then make up lame excuses why we can't hang out. Ever.
• Grow balls. Hypothetically.
• Girls like to be in charge every once in a while. Don't let it hurt your ego. We don't think any less of you as a man if we make a few major decisions here and there.
• We like sex, and foreplay even more so. Our boobs aren't just to look at. They like to be touched too.
• Don't devour my face when you try to kiss me. You're trying too hard. I promise I won't judge you if you're not spitting all over my face. Honestly.
• Do compliment me and tell me you think I'm beautiful every once in a while.
• Do tell me I'm being a bitch. IF I really am.
• Don't tell me I'm a bitch if I'm not.
• Contrary to popular belief, I cannot read your mind. OH, how I wish I could sometimes. But I can't, keep this in mind.
• If you like me, and we have a good time together, chances are..I like you too. Let's do something about this. Let's not act like we're in 5th grade and we have cooties. K?
• Don't tell me you think other girls are hot. I guarantee that I will stop finding you hot.
• Kiss me. A lot. Please.
• Do send me cute texts whenever you're bored. And let me know that you miss me, if you truly and honestly do.
• Love me for me, and accept the fact that I'm not perfect.

xoxoxo,

L