The Perfect Girl

I have been thinking about how guys always say that they like girls that are: Funny, Outgoing, Smart, Creative, Unique, Cute, Good, Nice, Sensual. But then it dawned on me... THAT'S EVERY GIRL. so, by using my mathematical skills, I have concluded that EVERY GIRL IS A PERFECT GIRL. Astonishing right? xo K

Why we're better

Ever feel like you're not good enough? Like you don't belong? Like you don't deserve something in life that you have? Are you ever unsure about compliments that you may recieve but don't feel like you should accept? Ever feel like that fake ass beauty is wayyy better than what you are? I think we all feel this way every once in awhile in life. But I'm here to tell you something. You're sadly wrong. You ARE good enough for every amazing guy out there. And you ARE wayyyyyyyyy hotter than that fake ass bitch who tries to steal every amazing guy. Would you like to know how i know this? Because we're real ladies. Not fake ones who fake bake every day and have multiple surgeries to try and fix their imperfections. The imperfections that make each individual an individual. I'm so sick of Hollywood trying to tell us what we're supposed to look like, and how big we're supposed to be, and what we should wear, and what we shouldn't do. Ah seriously? I do not think so. Every woman should love themselves, and should accept every compliment that you get. Life is too short to worry about comparing yourself to some size 00 bitch with fake hair, fake teeth, fake tan, fake boobs, and to top it off a fake personality. And if a guy chooses that kind of girl over the kind of girl you are trying to be true to, then he can have her. They were meant to be. I will never sacrifice my coolness to try and be someone I'm not. And neither should you! xoxo, L

bOObs

Boobs, we all have them. I love mine. Wanna see them? I mean, all you have to do is ask, I can't read your mind. jeesh. So, I read in Cosmo this month that Chicks that dig their boobs, have great pleasuer while making waffles. (our code word for having sex. feel free to use it, it's totally catching on ;]) dudettes...i LoVe mine seriously. I get in trouble for wearing too low cut of shirts, but honestly I do know how amazing they are and like to show off a little. It's like girls with long legs wearing shorts and mini's to show off their legs, why should my DD's be any ddifferent? ( lmao ) I think loving your boobs is just an extension of loving your body and I am sure that girls that love their body have a better time while making waffles! just saying! xo K

All My Single Ladies

One of the best things about being a single girl is not having to care what some boy thinks. You don't have to answer to him and listen to his lame problems. You don't have to hear about his stupid friends who you don't even really like. You can have all the time in the world to see to your needs and make yourself happy. But some girls can't be independent enough to live life single. I am sorry but I can do it all myself. I can buy my own jewelry, buy my own car, and I can do it myself. It's ok to be a cheap drunk now, but by the time I am 31 I don't want to be going to bars dirty dancing with strangers. So this Valentines Day, I will not be on a date (yeah big surprise there), I will be busting the moves with my better half, Miss Lacey and reliving all the moments on Sunday morning. ahh. I can not wait!

Sexual Tension

Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about you and me...

We all enjoy sex. Not just sex, but anything sexual. And for those of you who are still virgins, kudos to you. At times I wish I were still. But I am young and vital, and this body will not last forever. So why not experience all that I can now?

But as I was saying, we all enjoy it. Whether it be:

• Kissing
• Cuddling
• Oral
• Making out
• Dry Humping

or Sex-sex itself.

There are many different ways to do it. And many ways not to. Boys worry too much when it comes to this. When they worry about doing it wrong, too much, you get this little thing called

Sexual Tension

Okay, so it's not such a little thing. Now, I can't speak for every girl, while I write this blog. Because to be 100% honest (which many ppl are to scared to be) I enjoy sex a lot. And some girls may not enjoy it as much/often as I do. I think maybe sometimes too much. But I am human, and this is how I feel. So whatev. It's just an all around enjoyable experience.

Well most of the time....

So I'm not trying to sound like a whore or hooker, but I would like to think that I've experienced good and bad sex. I lost my virginity when I was 16, and have had more than one partner since then, but not many. I remember and know every guys' first and last name, and know the order in which I slept with them. So my 'number' is not high, but I do not wish to disclose it with you. That is something for me and my closest friends to know, if I choose to tell them. And ladies you should feel the same way.

If you don't wanna disclose private info, dont. It's your life lady.

[Anyway..back to sexual tension]

I'm there. Experiencing it now, and.I.Hate.It. I'm not even sure how to start.

When I like a boy, I; number one, go for their personality. They have to be nice, funny, etc etc. And after that, sexual attraction. The more I like someone, the stronger the sexual attraction is. The more I want them.

Once you've started to date someone and you become intimate with them, and the feelings are mutual...sex, I feel, should be something that comes naturally. It should just feel 'right.' We all know how weird and complicated men are. So what do you do when you find yourself in a situation when you are not, for lack of bette words, 'getting any?' Dang, I don't know. That's where I'm at right now.

Not getting ANY!

How frustrating. I mean I know I could do it myself, but it's not the same. Or I could probably just call up some random, and say hey let's do it! But I try to be a little classier than that. [Most of the time]

If you're in a relationship right now, and not getting any. We should probably reevaluate this so-called relationship again. Sex isn't everything, don't get me wrong. But it's pretty damn important. This is something that you can only share with your partner. Unless you're a whore and share it with everyone. And it should be something that you both enjoy. Beleive it or not, but I have came across a boy or two that does not enjoy sex as much as I do. A BOY! Okay, so I've came across one boy. And here I stand. At a crossroad, you could say. I'm not sure what to do. The sexual tension I have right now is making me so high strung, that I'm about to snap. Making out with someone only goes so far, and only calms my 'craving' so much. It doesn't completely satisfy me. So would this make me a nympho? I guess, maybe. At any rate, it doesn't really matter. I want it, I need it. I'm going to have to have it. [Wow...I probably sound crazy] I hope someone out there can relate to me on some kind of level....I just never thought I would actually come across a guy who over-thinks sex. Usually guys are anything but nervous to get in my pants, and they don't have enough time to actually think about what's going on. They know the basics and that's all that matters to them. So to find one that does, is shocking.

But if something doesn't happen soon, I'll go crazy. So as of now, I have no resolution. Nothing. Damnit.

Confidence--embrace it!

You can never have enough!

As women, we are faced with many situations in life that may, well, put a damper on our confidence. Seeing all these 'beautiful' women on TV and in moves and magazines, that are a size 2, and have everything you could ever dream for. Blah blah. They're mostly lame, and they piss me off. They give real women a hard time.

People don't realize that they get paid to look that good! I'm sorry that I do not have an extra million dollars lying around to spend on liposuction and butt implants. Not that I need a bigger butt, but my friend Kendall does. And she cannot afford butt implants either! It's just so hard to keep up with society's standards. I think that as real, regular, average, amazing, and awesome women we need to come together and form our own standards to live by. We cannot keep comparing ourselves to the fake chicks that walk the earth now.

So what if you're not a size -12?

It's perfectly fine to be perfectly fine with your perfect curves.

As long as you're doing it in a healthy way. What I mean is as long as your curves aren't classified as being morbidly obese, because that is a threat to your health, and you've taken being okay with your curves a little too far.

I do not want to diet my whole time and be unhappy with myself. Eventually I am going to get old and die. Do I want to look back on my life and realize that I was not entirely happy with myself and spent every waking moment thinking about what I eat and exersizing my butt off, just so I can try and make everyone else happy? I do not think so!

I am a size 9. I currently(as of 6hrs ago) weigh 138ish pounds. I am about 5'5" and average built.

• I have hips.
• I have a butt.
• I have boobs.
• I have curves.
• I have imperfections.
• I love every single one of them.

I feel that every woman, no matter what size/shape you are, should learn to love yourself. You only have one body and one life. Unless you believe in reincarnation. Then that's another story, for a different blog. But mainly, be confident.

Take chances. Be brave. Be bold. Take risks. Go the extra step. Talk to your crush. Wear that low cut shirt. Try something new.

Because if you don't, you'll never know. And you'll regret it for the rest of you life. If you try something new and it doesn't go the way you planned, oh well. Get over it. If he doesn't call you back, then he's not worth your time. All I can say, is that if you don't like something, don't sulk about it, change it.

But be true to yourself.

Always.

Because you are beautiful. No matter what they say.

Even on those days when you don't wear make-up. You're still gorgeous. =]

A Wise Girl

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." -Marilyn Monroe

This quote pretty much explains my life. I have kissed, and sure...been in love with them for the night, but then when I wake up in the morning I am all better. I listen, but I never believe what boys tell me. Boys lie. I am pretty sure. Or they tell you that cause they want to get in your pants. Or they girl they like, is your bestie and wanna seem cool for her. I am pretty sure. And the leaving part. Yeah, I would do it.

Shallowness

Why are some girls lame? I know a girl who will only date hot guys. She won't date fat/big boys. She won't date boys that anyone would consider not attractive. Jokes on her, cause I don't think her boyfriend is attractive at all. He is cute in the way a baby turtle is. You just feel sorry for him cute. Why do girls bash guys all the time for only dating 'hot' girls, but then they are the same way? I am sure if you date an 'unhot' guy he will treat you like the princess you are. So in conclusion, I think we should all take a second look at the dorky guy that works with you, or the shy guy at the gas station, or be a shallow bitch and stick with the hot douche bag. It's your life. Kendall's list of totally date-able guys:

Kevin James. That guy from the King of Queens. He could totally be my mall cop. Firemen. Any and all...well not over the age of 30. John Edwards He is like a ken doll. Scott Cann Idk, something about him.... more, a lot more.

Vixen Pics

Kendall Lynn & Lacey Mae The Vintage Vixens Miss Lacey Mae Miss Lacey Mae Miss Kendall Lynn Miss Kendall Lynn Hey, Lacey, how's my butt? Still flat? so cute so cute xo

What you shouldn't give up

Your independence as a person The right to wear no make-up on an 'off' day Being able to be a bitch, every once in a while Your sense of self Your confidence Your pool house, car, or millions of dollars in a relationship Your lust instead of love on/off switch. (Every girl has one) Being young at heart Those jeans that fit just right...even if they have a million and one holes in them Your old teddy bear Your heart Your friends for a boy Your composure in a sticky situation You should never give up anything that will compromise who you really are. Because before too long, you'll forget the person you used to be. And that's no good.

Boobs

For some reason I have been blessed with an amazing pair of boobs. I never showed them to anyone until I was about 21. He was some guy that was my friend on facebook and had msn. and I had a webcam! yay! well i don't know what got into me, so i just pulled my shirt down and showed him. it was empowering. i had never done anything like that. the next day the girls i work with looked at me and asked if i was on drugs! well i am not cuz drugs ARE NOT COOL. then when i was at Mrs. Icka's bachelorette party we snuck into the infinity pool at the wilderness on the lake (that isn't on a lake for the time being) and i flashed people. i felt naughty. well then it got to the point where i would take pics of my boobs to send them to dudes. it makes me feel sooo naughty. and i can't lie it empowers me to know that i have made there day. something that i see everyday can bring so much joy to someone else! weird. but latley they have gotten me in trouble my dd's have been yelled at by my former principal while i attended an after school function. (sorry I am 21 and feel damn proud of my body!) and in 2 seconds he shattered my self confidence. how is that possible?! something that can be so powerful can make me feel dirty. i layed in bed for a long time mad at myself for being so different. then there was halloween when i got drunk and showed them to this dude that i know. i feel horrible about it. cuz i let him feel me up! what is wrong with me! then he made me feel like a douche for being old fashioned and still being a virgin. whatever. i have now decided that he will never get lucky enough to see them again.