.Sometimes we're dorks.

.The end.

Mr. Right: Lacey Version 2.0

Ladies. Are we looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now? Me? I haven't quite figured that out yet, but if I had to describe a Mr. Right, here's how he'd be: I need a guy with motivation. Someone who isn't going to sit around on his ass all day, while I'm off working and making money. He needs to have some sort of ambition in his life. Now I'm not saying that he has to be making 50k a year. No no. But a job at least would be cool. I need a dude who can make smile uncontrollably. Like about 80% of the time. I don't want a dude who is a 'debbie downer' and mopes around. Some emo little bitch. No, thanks. I need someone with a sarcastic witty sense of humor that matches my own. So we can in turn, have tons and tons of fun together! I need a genuine guy. Someone who can be themselves around me and my friends. I'm so sick of guys trying to be someone or something that they're not, just to impress a girl. Ah hello! I do not find being fake, attractive whatsoever! So they have to be confident with who they are, and not be afraid to express it.. Someone who is supportive of my decisions. It's cool if they don't agree with all of them, but they better have good reasons why they don't. I want someone that I can lie awake with at night for hours and hours and just talk about nothing at all. Or make out for hours. That'd be okay too. I need someone who loves to cuddle as much as I do! They need to have some sort of sense of style. But that goes along with the confidence and not being fake thing. They have to share a love of music like I do. Similar taste in music would be a plus, but not a necessity. They have to mean what they say, when they say it. Be true with their feelings. When you're looking for Mr. Right, you'll know when you find him. He's the kind of person who gives you butterflies each and every single time you see/talk to him. Even if you just seen him the day before, he'll give you butterflies all over again. He might even make you start to sweat and blush. Ahhhh. Those butterflies are my favorite part of falling in love. Mr. Right will know the right things to say, and MEAN them. He won't just say them to say them. He'll have sincerity in his voice. Mr. Right will be able to make anything better just by being around. He'll wash away all doubt and just make you...happy. He'll be the guy worth waiting for. He'll be the dude you could give your all to. Your entire being. love, l

Mr. Right::Kendall Edition

I need to find a boy like me. One who might want to fool around on a first date. One who will want to make all my fantasies come true.

Some things that is important to me when looking for a potential life mating partner is

Funny! I love to laugh so much! And if someone can make me laugh, then they might have well stolen my heart.

Smarts! I am a college graduate, I can do so much better than some loser who never finished high school or attempted college!

I find great appeal in men that can rock their style, and yet look fashionable. I mean, who really wants a guy that wears the same stupid button up dress shirt with faded jeans as every other guy at the bar?

I have a soft spot for men in square glasses. I think that is just so HOT!

I require a man to have a job. I have one, and I am not going to support some guy!

I grew up on a farm, and boys that live on a farm are amazing. They are hardworking, and understand the life I enjoy.

Recently I have fallen for the kind of boy that reads and knows how to use a computer and can spell and can wear square glasses. Maybe it’s just a phase, but I am thinking it’s going to stick since I am an artistic type girl who likes to do those type of things.

Someone that will let me be me, and he won’t care about all my little flaws. Someone that will take me places. Someone that will make me want to be a better person. Someone that is funny and can make me smile and laugh.

Someone like….you?

xo K

The other girl

What do you do when you find yourself in the predicament of being the 'other girl' The 'other girl' meaning that the dude you're hooking up with has a gf, and you're the one on the side. Well if you know that you're the other girl from the get-go, then that's a different story. I was the other girl once, and it made me feel like shit. I mean I know that the guy must not have really liked his current girl if he was willing to cheat on her with me...but still. I felt like poop. I absolutely hate cheaters, and by being the other girl, I was aiding to the cheating. Pretty much making me a cheater too. Not cool ladies. Not cool. You might say to yourself "Well that's his problem not mine." And you are soooo right. It is his problem, but at the same time, you are sooo wrong. I'm just going to be honest with you ladies... This guy has no intention of ever dating you! What he's doing is wrong. He has the best of both worlds...has a girl who likes him in a commitment and a girl on the side who he has no attachments to. Oh, and I doubt that you're the only 'other girl' at the moment. Put yourself in his girlfriends shoes...how would you feel if you were in her situation? Exactly. You need to get yourself out of that situation ASAP, and run far away from this player douche bag. Ugh. Guys feel some sort of need to get as many girls as possible. I have yet to find out why. But I'm pretty sure they like to feel good about themselves and whatnot...and half the time are compensating for something they don't have or something they're not getting somewhere else. So how do you get out of this situation? Simple. Stop talking to him, OR tell him "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU DOUCHE!" See. Simple. And if you feel like getting even (which I would) I would tell his current girlfriend EVERYTHING. Let's see how much more ass he'll be getting after that. huh. Poor guy. yours always, L