Saturday, January 3, 2009

Bros b4 Hoes?!

Bros b4 hoes.... Let us elaborate on this subject. Now, i understand that guys like to hang out with their guy friends..don't get me wrong...i like hanging out with my friends that are girls as well.... But there is a line that can be crossed when picking ur bros before your hoes...however many you may have of each.. Well i know that a woman/girl/female, it can be quite frustrating when it comes to dating, and this bros before, whatever-thing is well for lack of better words, just stupid. For instance... If I'm supposed to hang out with this guy this one night right, and he cancels on me last minute to do something with one of his compadres, i'm going to be a little pissed off....even if this guy and i aren't dating. That's rational right? Damn right it is....don't ask me to hang out, when in all actuality, I'm just a 'back-up' incase ur little "buddy" decides to cancel on you. DON'T even bother to ask me to hang out in the first place... I would rather hang out with one of my many other gentlemen callers. Ha ha. But seriously... Let us not forget that I have something quite important that your buddies do not. And if you want this something, you better not cancel on me. Jerk. Guys overstep this line quite often, tooooo often. Sooo ladies let's get to the point... If a guy cancels on you, or even picks one of his bros before us, 'hoes', don't keep asking him to hang out. Cause he's obviously a D bag. And the last thing you want, is to seem desperate. Without a doubt. Here's what to do: Blow it off: act like hanging out with him was not a big deal in the first place. (even if you were looking forward to it) Pretend like you had better plans anyway: Make something up. It doesn't have to be something too elaborate...Like your friend (insert male name here) wanted to hang out tonight. By using a male friend, you could possibly make this other guy jealous, and make him think about cancelling on you. Avoid him for a few days: After the cancelling, let him be the one to contact you first. You don't want to come off as being desperate or a loser. Cancel on him next time: This one is optional. I guess it depends on how much you think you're interested in this guy. But make him see how it feels. Make plans with him, and the day of, say your friend (insert girls name here) asked you to do something, and you'll have to reschedule. By that point you can decide whether you really wanna reschedule or not. Most (not all) guys are jerks anyway, so if this is a repetative thing, ditch him. You could do way better anyway. Simple as that.

Friday, January 2, 2009

The Boy Survey

Age- Race- Number of girls kissed- Number of sexual partners (including oral sex)- At what age did you first have oral sex? At what age did you first have intercourse? What have you done, sexually? What is your favorite sexual position? What is your favorite body part on a female? What should a girl wear in bed? What different traits do you look for in a female? Why? What kind of girls do you find attractive? What is your definition of a sexy girl? What is your definition of a cute girl? What is your definition of a skanky girl? What is your definition of a bimbo? What makes a girl easy? If you like a girl and find out she is a virgin, how does that make you feel? If you like a girl and find out she is much more experienced than you , how does it make you feel? Would you rather date or be in a relationship? Why? Does age play into this? If you are in a relationship, what attracted you to her? If you aren't in a relationship, why not? Where did you meet the last girl you were in a serious relationship with? Where is the best place to meet girls? When you hit up the bars are you just looking for a good time or someone serious? Do you feel comfortable approaching girls? Why? Do you feel comfortable when a girl approaches you? Why? How do you hit on girls? Have you ever lied to make yourself seem cooler to a girl? How do you feel about online relationship? Do you send/receive naughty texts? Do you enjoy this? Why? If you see a cute girl come into your work, would you approach her? If you are out at a bar and see a cute girl eye you up, would you approach her? Would you prefer she approach you? Why? Do you think girls go out to bars looking for the man of their dreams? Or just for a 'good time'? Do you think it's ok for girls to be old-fashioned and want the boy to make the first move? Why?