and boy it's like we sexting.

It's a total hot topic on the news these day, sexting. I think that is the gayest name ever for it, I prefer to call it naughty texting or dirty texting. I guess I like dirty more, becuase I have been told that I am a dirty girl. But...whatev. I like to dirty text becuase it make me feel naughty, I can tell a good dirty story, and you can say stuff in a text that you just can't in person [unless you are drunk] There are three different kinds of dirty texting: a] intimate details about one's sex life b] dirty talking back and forth c] exchange of naughty pictures I will start off with intimate details of one's sex life. I have no sex life, so boys often want to know how I do it myself and how often and what I use and on and on. This is ok, but not that fun...for you. Sometimes it's fun just to know the craziest places people have done it. One guy told me a Gap dressing room. (cuz gap clothes so turn me on too.) Fantasies are ok to talk about too. everyone has them, maybe he has the same ones you do. then you could move from sexting to sexing. Way more fun I hear. Next we have dirty texting back and forth. It's just like dirty talk pretty much. There are lots of hot things you can say to start off.

• A good one is, I want you so bad. It's straight to the point, and generally gets a lot of attention. It can be followed by what you want to do with him.
• It's good to get creative. Who wants the normal "and then insert your penis into my vagina"?
• Ask him what he likes, and maybe say that you wish you could be doing that right now.
• Don't ever get to freaky with a dude. If he says he wants to "bang you so hard you bleed", suggest that he went a little to far, and if he into that, hookers might be game.
• If you ever feel uncomfortable, just let them know and I would probally not text him.

Finally, a dirty picture is always a nice little suprise.

• The key to a sexy picture is "that look in your eyes that says, I need a friend." True! be all over that! Don't try to be sexy. When you do, you look retarted. Trust me, I know.
• A half smile works good for a sexy picture. Better yet, smile with your eyes!
• You don't have to be naked to be sexy, less clothing is always a plus, but if you don't feel comfortable in nothing don't do it! Strip to your bra or a cami, toss on a long necklace anc click away!
• Boob pics are okay, I mean I have amazing boobs, and I don't really mind sharing them with the world, but not everyone has too. And I always like my face to be in it too, so then it's a sexy picture, not a weird one.
• DON'T EVER SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR COOTER! It's not like a picture would turn out good anyway! I mean, your arms are only so long and lighting down there is bad! It won't turn out looking like the airbrushed ones in Playboy! And honestly, some things, are better kept for the live show. ;)

Dirty texting should be fun. If someone is making it a chore tell them to go watch a porno.

Have fun ;)

x0-K

What he REALLY means....

Now keep in mind that these are just suggestions, and if you're in a relationship that you feel does not apply to these suggestions...well then good for you. ...When he texts you between the hours of midnight and 6am (this being the only time he texts you): Let's hook up and make waffles. I don't want anything too serious, and don't want you to stay over and cuddle after. ...'You R hot!': I really like the way your body looks and want to see it naked. ...'Youre Beautiful': I think I could see myself with you. ...Wanna come over: Let's ssseeex. ...I had a great time with you tonight, we should go out again sometime soon: He's really into you, but may try to take things too fast, so beware. ...You come here often? : 'Cause I do, and don't want you to spoil my game, by hooking up with you, and potentially seeing you here again. ...Hey Babe/Doll/Sexy: I really don't have that much respect for you, and really just kinda wanna talk a little maybe sexual to you. Maybe. ...When they use one letter/word texts...chances are they're trying to get rid of you. The 'K' text clearly points that out. By not leaving anything left to converse about, they're really just trying to get rid of you. ...When you're talking to a guy about an important subject and you're trying to look him into the eyes, and he gives you an answer and looks away...chances are he's lying to you. I believe this one to 100% true, it hasn't failed me yet. They feel ashamed for lying, and therefore cannot look you in the eyes, so they look away. ...'Dude': You've officially entered the buddy stage. Good luck getting out of that one. ...You're such a good friend: And that's ALL you'll ever be to him. No getting out of that one. ...Any kind of open ended question shows that this guy is potentially interested, and wants to get to know more about you. Which is a good thing. ...When he hugs you and pats you on the back: Good 'ol buddy. I will add more later.