advice for guys! (good advice btw)

I figured that guys need advice just as much as girls do. So here we are. I'll touch on a few subjects. You should not have to deal with bitchy girls. You should not have to be 'stuck' in a relationship because you feel bad for a girl. Feeling bad for someone and trying to make the relationship work is a waste of time and effort. If she is genuinely treating you like shit, and you've tried working it out, then dump her ass. Yes, you could give her uber amounts of chances to change things, but if this girl is just generally an asshole, then don't even waste your time. I've been the asshole girl before. And when girls are continuously being assholes to you, then it's because they don't really care. Or they could be the really retarded girls who are bitches trying to get attention. And that shit is just annoying. Who wants to deal with some insecure cunt the rest of their lives? Ugh. This seems like it should be an obvious thing to see, but love is blind. And sometimes irrational. So. Dump her. Do not waste your time.

You can do better.

And you should do better. Girls who crave attention 24/7 are wayyyy too high maintenance and should be slapped.

But let me do the slapping, cause if you do, you're going to jail.

xo,

L

the bitch edition

Bitches! You know the type. The ones that make the rest of our lives miserable! The kind of girls we want to take out back and kick in the face. The type of girls that wear the Ugg boots with the coach purses who fake bake every damn day, and cake on the make up to hide their insecurities. The kind of girl who belittles the average and rad girls, to make themselves feel better. The girl who talks so much shit behind your back without even knowing you as a person. That doesnt matter though, as long as she feels a little better deep inside. I hate your guts. Every thing about you. I hate the fact that you think you are better than me. I hate the fact that you think you can get away with anything. I hate the fact you think you're prettier than I am. I hate the fact you treat guys like shit and give girls a bad name. I hate the fact you don't care about other people's emotions. I hate the fact that you need material things in your life to be happy. I hate the fact that you judge me and don't know me. I hate the fact that you're completely fake. What's it like to wake up every morning and know that your life is a joke? What's it like to know that you will never ever know the true meaning of life and what's really important? What's it like to know that YOU don't even like yourself? Hmmm. I wouldn't know. =] And for the rest of the non-bitchy girls in the world. Be strong, loud, proud and confident. The girls out there who judge you for who you truly are, need to be kicked in the teeth. Who are they to judge you!? Who are they to tell you what's right and what's not?

They're no one!

And that's just it. You have to treat them like they're no one in order to survive in this cat fight. Let them judge you and belittle you, because it doesn't matter. Continue to be the amazzzzing chic you are.

The day will come when they're 40 and they'll wake up and wonder what they've been doing with their life. And why they're married to an abusive jerk who has money, and why their life has no purpose and meaining. They'll wonder why they have no friends and no accomplishments. And we can sit back and laugh.

Karma is a bitch. Remember.

But...

Half of the time they're jealous of your awesome-ness anyway.

So fuck 'em.

xoxo, L

to all the boys who may love me and/or lust after me

dear men who like me, I am greatly honored that you have shown interest in me! I am not that used to getting attention from men, but please don't lie to me. Please don't tell me that you need me in your life, and then not talk to me for days. Please if you really do like me, come see me. Don't make me just wonder. And the door swings both ways. I would totally come to you if you want me too. Please don't lie to me. It just breaks me. I don't really trust guys but if I do tell you I trust you, don't lie to me even more. Please, if you don't want to talk to me anymore, just tell me. Don't leave me hanging/wondering if your dead in a ditch somewhere. How hard is it to just say "hey babe, gonna be busy today, but i'll text you later." Please keep in mind, that I don't want to be a virgin forever. Please, I'm not demanding, I'm not a bitch, I'm a pretty normal girl! with love, Kendall Please

music much?

I thought we should take a slight detour from issues with boys blogs. But don't you dare think i forgot about the boys part! Bands not pictured that still rock: A ROCKET TO THE MOON, something corporate, jimmy eat world, a day to remember, chiodos, etc etc etc.... THE MUSIC EDITION!

3OH!3

Now if only they sounded as amazing as this picture. Oh wait! They do! Hot nerds?!?! Check out: im not coming to your party, richman, starstrukk.

Alesana Not for the faint of heart. They pack a punch, along with tons of awesome-ness. They make me want to be a bad girl! Check out: apology, tilting the hourglass, ambrosia.

Hey Monday. Not only does this chick singer rock, but so do the catchy lyrics and tunes that come from this band. She sings of break ups and getting over them, but she makes it sound bad ass and fun to do.

Check out: obvious, set off, run dont walk.

The Maine.

Not only does John Ohhh have uber amazing hair, but his vocal cords make me wanna melt. Literally. I think I love him. Wow. Oh, not to mention they're utterly genius.

Check out: you left me, i wanna love you, i must be dreaming, girls do what they want.

Cobra Starship.

1. They have a chic rockin out in their band. 2. I love every single song they produce. 3. They rock live. 4. This list is endless. Not to mention they're the only reason snakes on a plane was somewhat cool.

Check out: prostitution is the world's oldest profession, hot mess, guilty pleasure.

Cash Cash.

Not only are they my jewish boyfriends(yes all of them). The way they move, sing, and fit into those tight multi colored jeans, makes me want to ahhhhhhh. Well. Enough of that.

Check out: sugar rush, cash cash, party in your bedroom.

Breathe Carolina.

How i love thee. a lot. their electronic, quirky lyrics, will have you rockin out all day. or you'll jam out with your clam out for sure! not to mention they amaze me live too!

Check out: dressed up to undress, the birds and the bees, i ruin dreams not nightmares, gossip.

xo,

L