Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Monday, April 13, 2009
bOObs
Boobs, we all have them.
I love mine. Wanna see them? I mean, all you have to do is ask, I can't read your mind. jeesh.
So, I read in Cosmo this month that Chicks that dig their boobs, have great pleasuer while making waffles. (our code word for having sex. feel free to use it, it's totally catching on ;])
dudettes...i LoVe mine seriously. I get in trouble for wearing too low cut of shirts, but honestly I do know how amazing they are and like to show off a little. It's like girls with long legs wearing shorts and mini's to show off their legs, why should my DD's be any ddifferent? ( lmao )
I think loving your boobs is just an extension of loving your body and I am sure that girls that love their body have a better time while making waffles!
just saying!
xo K
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Do I Have To Spell It Out?!
Mrs. Icka was sitting around one night talking to all her MSN Buddies, and she has a friend that lives in Illinois and he is single and lonely. And she has me, a friend that lives in Wisconsin who is single and bored. And she thought...and then a light buld came on and she said "Kendall should hook up with Matt!" well then she gave me his phone number, and msn add and told me to have fun.
Well....He doesn't TALK. And I like to firty talk and such, and last night I sent him a text saying..."Straight Up, I like to dirty text and send naughty pics. You dig?" well....no reply.
So I have come to the assumption that he doesn't dig it. And I was like "damn, cuz if he likes Mrs. Icka he would def. like me!"
Hello! I Spell it out and every other dude would be like..."HELLZ YEAH!" but not this one. WEIRD!
So, I have come to the conclusion that if you have to spell it out, he obvoisly isn't worth the waste of time it took to try and get to your point.
xo k
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
What you shouldn't give up
Your independence as a person
The right to wear no make-up on an 'off' day
Being able to be a bitch, every once in a while
Your sense of self
Your confidence
Your pool house, car, or millions of dollars in a relationship
Your lust instead of love on/off switch. (Every girl has one)
Being young at heart
Those jeans that fit just right...even if they have a million and one holes in them
Your old teddy bear
Your heart
Your friends for a boy
Your composure in a sticky situation
You should never give up anything that will compromise who you really are. Because before too long, you'll forget the person you used to be. And that's no good.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Boobs
For some reason I have been blessed with an amazing pair of boobs. I never showed them to anyone until I was about 21. He was some guy that was my friend on facebook and had msn. and I had a webcam! yay! well i don't know what got into me, so i just pulled my shirt down and showed him. it was empowering. i had never done anything like that. the next day the girls i work with looked at me and asked if i was on drugs! well i am not cuz drugs ARE NOT COOL. then when i was at Mrs. Icka's bachelorette party we snuck into the infinity pool at the wilderness on the lake (that isn't on a lake for the time being) and i flashed people. i felt naughty. well then it got to the point where i would take pics of my boobs to send them to dudes. it makes me feel sooo naughty. and i can't lie it empowers me to know that i have made there day. something that i see everyday can bring so much joy to someone else! weird. but latley they have gotten me in trouble my dd's have been yelled at by my former principal while i attended an after school function. (sorry I am 21 and feel damn proud of my body!) and in 2 seconds he shattered my self confidence. how is that possible?! something that can be so powerful can make me feel dirty. i layed in bed for a long time mad at myself for being so different. then there was halloween when i got drunk and showed them to this dude that i know. i feel horrible about it. cuz i let him feel me up! what is wrong with me! then he made me feel like a douche for being old fashioned and still being a virgin. whatever. i have now decided that he will never get lucky enough to see them again.
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