..and I was like OH yesss, I wanna bake cookies on your stomach

once upon a time, a girl met a boy on the internet. and he seemed cool and all that jazz. and then one day, on a whim, this boy drove to visit his friends that lived near this girl. then long story short, for some reason his friends didn't want to hang out, so he asked the girl if she wanted to. DUH. well he got here at like 3 am, and in the time that she was going to go meet him to mess around at Wal-mart, she laid down and fell asleep. so this boy had to spend the night in the back of his car at a truck stop. the next morning when the girl realized her mistake, she told him she would love to meet for lunch, he suggested breakfast. girl said ok, and met him at Ihop for waffles (like the kind you eat). then girl and boy drove around for awhile, and went to the big ol' fancy kalhari, where they cuddled (i guess that's what it's called?) on a couch for awhile. next they drove to visit girls friend, but she was busy, so boy suggested they go get lost. and girl liked this idea... somehow they ended up in a parking lot at devils lake and boy was doing delicious naughty things girl had never experienced before. then boy asked girl to do something that oddly, she's been craving to do for the past week, and all and all had a fan-fricking-tastic time. but the weird part was, girl wasn't freaking out about meeting him, she was just cool with it. She was a bit nervous (I mean hello, I am a nerd!) but in the end, was more than happy with the out come of the day, and is more than ready to do it again. with him, or any other cool dude. she's not picky, she takes what she can get ;)

What comes around comes around, again.

A while ago, (wo-zah-wa to be exact) I met a dude. We went from 'nice glasses' to making out in about a minute. And then I texted him, and we talked, and he told me some rather great things. But then. He. Just. Stopped. Texting. First I thought he was busy. Second I thought he just wasn't that cool. So, I just stopped trying. I called him once. From Marley's. But it was the end. I delete everything nice he said and his number the next morning. Fall turned into winter... And one day he texted me (today in fact). He said he had some personal issues to work out before he kept going along like this. (not really sure what that means) But then we get to the real reason. He's coming to town next week. And would like to hang out. To talk, catch up, eat, drink. this is my list of concerns

• This is a Booty Call
• I am pretty sure he knows that I haven't had sex
• I might want to do this
• I know that I shouldn't
• I know that it'll just be a one time thing
• I think spending Valentine's Day with some dude is a better idea than getting drunk and crying a little.
• He was like, a crazy good kisser.
• I am not sure what to wear.

:/ this face is totally the way I feel. xo-K

moral dilemma::being the 'other girl'

I think everyone has liked a boy, who has had a girlfriend. Or sometimes, you just so happen to start seeing a guy who has a girlfriend. Sometimes it works out in your favor, other times, not so much. But while you're sneaking around with that guy do you ever think about things? Or even if you happen to be that 'other girl' do you ever wonder? I have some questions that I have pondered, while on the job.

• If his girlfriend honestly doesn't make him happy, why can't he be honest and tell her?

• Why is it, when 2 girls find out they happen to be sharing a boyfriend, why do they get pissed at each other?

• How would you feel if you were the girlfriend? Isn't it a little sad to see her devotion to him, while you share good times with him?

• Does it make you feel good that you're good enough for him, but only good enough to be the girl he sneaks around with? You're not the girl he wants to go out in public with, and introduce to his family.

• If he complains about his girlfriend when he's with you, and you ask why he's with her, and he comes up with a lame excuse, you should probably wonder why you're with him.

• If he does leave his girlfriend for you, Remember, If he left a girl for you, he'd leave you for another girl. And if he'd cheat on another girl with you, what's to say he wouldn't cheat on you?

• What's the point in being 2nd choice? There are more than likely five guys you see in a day, that would make you their number one.

So, those are my thoughts. Usually they just cause more discussion in my mind. And when a guy says he wants to have sex with me, but I can't tell anyone, becuase he doesn't want his girlfriend to find out. That makes me want her to find out. So she can ditch his ass faster than I can deny him waffle-making. xo-k

the boys every girl has

The Good Guy-He's always there, and he'll always listen. He doesn't force you to do anything you don't want to do. In fact he's just all around good. From my experiences, he won't make a move. The Friend-He's just that a Friend. I know, I know. We have a blog about how boys and girls can't be just friends, but in all honesty they kind of can. I can't be someone you just met, it's someone you've known for ages. And he's pretty rad, I mean cooler than your own brother. You share some common interests and can partake in them. The Bad Influence/Dirty Boy-He makes you step out of your comfort zone and do things you would have never imagined doing. Naughty things, like phone sex or mailing your panties to him. You probably have nothing in common with him, other than your lust for one another, and he's a douche bag. The Totally Untouchable Crush-He works across the street, lives next door, the next office over, runs in the park the same time as you. He just won't have a thing to do with you, or any of the total vixens you work with. So you have to just be content admiring him from afar, like a total stalker. But it's ok, He makes you realize even the nicest girls don't get what they want. The One That Got Away-Of course, there will always be one boy in your life that got away. Maybe more than one. You might have pushed him away (becuase you thought he would like you enough to fight harder to keep you), or he might have just left you to always wonder "what if..." The First Love-You met him and fell for him, you changed so much for him, and you were in love. He was your whole world. But slowly that world fell apart and your burning desire to please him more or less became a desire to burn him. You still think about him, and you'll always love him, but there's a difference between being in love and loving him. The True Love-You will just know when you've met your true love. you will hate him at times, but then you'll remember how much he means to you. He's perfect, he's nice to you, your friends, small children and small animals. And you might say you hate him, but honestly your friends know different!

bad boy vs good guy

Why is it that women tend to prefer 'bad' boys compared to 'good' guys?

We've all done it at one time or another in our dating synopsis. Hell, we might have even chosen the bad guy over the good one, and hell, we probably even knew what we were doing.

No questions about it.

Bad Boy

yum.

Good Guy

yum.

Now. From experience...I've dated a few bad guys and a few good guys. And while they both have their own ups and downs, you should probably go for good guys in the end.

Bad boys tend to go more for one night stands and ditzy blondes. Very stereotypical, I know. But we live in a world ran by stereotypes. Truth.

And the truth hurts, but I dont see nerdy dudes tearing girls' hearts out and feeding them to the dogs. Do you? I mean you have a few exceptions here and there, but overall, no.

But girls tend to be shallow from time to time, and shit happens, and you find the guy with the bad ass tattoos and spiked hair to be smokin hot. And one thing may lead to another, and then he doesn't call you. And stops communication all together, and it wasnt you, it was him speech, and this and that. And he's feeding your heart to the dogs on a silver platter.

So ladies. We need to look past all that hair gel and ink and bad ass-ness, and go for whats important.

Someone who will make us truly happy.

This is a little harder than you think. But if you're patient, it will happen. Let fate run it's course. And if you wanna date a few bad dick heads along the way, feel free. But don't forget to give the good guys a chance too...

I prefer nerds myself =]

Live Long and Prosper.

Marry me Zachary Quinto. K thanks

xoxo,

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