realization

As the title states. I have came to a realization. It just dawned on me! Girls and guys are almost the exact same! This is why we're so confusing to each other. We try too hard to figure eachother out. We just assume that we're so entirely different that we have a hard time, grasping the fact, that well...we're not so different at all. For example: We both tell eachother what we want to hear. You can't say that you don't. Even if you don't mean it. You still tell the opposite sex what they want to hear, so you wont have to deal with the consequence of telling them what they don't want to hear. And this can be anything from, no you don't look fat in those jeans, to...no sweety, you really are the biggest penis I've ever seen! And omg, you're so amazzzzzing in bed (that can go both ways). I mean, honestly, I mean maybe 65% of what I say to boys. At least I have enough balls to admit it. I hate hurting their feelings. They're just like little puppies when they get those pouty faces, and damnit. I can't say no, and I can't be honest with them. So I make shit up to save their feelings. Men do the same thing to women. It's the god forsaken truth. Oh well. It's a vicious cycle that will most likely never ever stop. And I mean, while it lasts, I think I would honestly want to be told some made up crap to save my feelings. For now, at least. I know it'll probably hurt me in the long run, but that's how life is. Full of ups and downs and bullshit. You grow up and get over it. Or you don't grow up (like me) and get over it still. We both enjoy sex (men and women), like to the extreme. Which is totally and 110% okay. And you want to know what? Men and women both enjoy an ocassional booty call. Dude, that's okay too! Who wants commitment 100% of their life? Especially when I'm fucking 21 years old?!?! Ahhhh, yeah, not me. That's for sure. So if I want to call up an old fling, on one of those lonely nights, for a hook-up... Then, damnit I'm going to. And want to know what else? I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Unless it's that one hook up that wasn't so good. [Note to self: Make sure this booty call, is worth making the call in the first place. 5 minutes of pleasure for him is more like 30 sec of agony for me.] Oh, and if you're going to sit there and judge me, and say you don't like the ocassional booty call. Then you're in denial. Or some sick freak of nature. But hey, kudos to you! :P So just remember the next time you're trying to figure out your current dude, that he's probably trying to analyze you as well. And you're both probably failing miserably at it. But who cares! That's life. And you're going to learn as you go. Which is how it should be. But as stated in previous blogs...keep your guard up! And keep current on lipstick lullabies for tips and tricks to be one step ahead of the testosterone type. Because you can never be too clever. Or witty. Or charming. xo, L

The Ugly Truth

Ladies, we have been mistaken about men this entire time. They can and will not change. They are unable to. They're all pretty much made the same. Men have no emotions, and if you think they do, you are sadly mistaken. And don't tell me you've found your mr. right. or whatever. shut the f up. He does not exist. They do not care about your emotions, personality, life, problems, thoughts, suggestions, rights, questions. Nothing. Want to know what they really care about???? Do you truly and honestly want to know? SEX SEX SEX. Looks. How well you give a blow job, and whether or not you will. As much of a let down as this may be, it's utterly and 110% true. Want to know whats even more of a let down? Even when you think you may have found this one guy who could and might be possibly different then all those other jerks out there...he turns out to be the exact same. Leaves you high and dry, stops texting/calling/facebooking/myspace-ing, everything...only to discover later on that's he's moved on to some other chick with blonde hair and big boobs, whose a size fucking 3. Named Kati or Hannah. Who happens to only be a 'friend.' Ohh please. That's why you're going back and forth on myspace and facebook saying that you love eachother or how cute they are and blah blah blah. wtf!?!? dude. I was not born yesterday, and I'm not a moron. so get a life. anyway, Ladies. Men are all the same. Even if they claim to be different than every other guy. Want to know what? They're in denial. Want to know what you have to do? Ignore them. Pretend like you know nothing about their 'problem,' and do the same thing in return. Put your guard up on high gear, and let nothing bother you. I've learned to do this. I have been used and abused far too many times, that I've learned that it's just better not to get your hopes up. So I don't anymore. It's sad. But it's the ugly truth. Learn to accept it, and use it to your advantage. xoxxx, L