Quick Fixes and Advice

Sorry it's been a while since we've wrote a blog. Writer's block I suppose. =/ Wow, I haven't wrote a blog in almost a month. Sorrrrrrry! That will never ever happen again! Well today I would like to write a little a blog with advice in it. Little pointers that I suppose you get with 'age' and knowledge you get with different experiences. AGE! Eww, now I make it sound like I'm forty with three kids. Ugh. But anyway...advice with boys, beauty, and whatever else I think of...keep in mind that these are just little pointers. Quick fixes if you will. This whole blog is dedicated to give you advice, and if you seek more in depth advice, give me a topic and I will be more than happy to go into great depth about that one thing! BOYS: 1. They do not get subtle hints. 2. They honestly do not notice the little things. Like your little pudge here or there. Or chipped nail polish. Or if your hair isn't 'perfect.' Whatever, they don't really notice, or care. And if they do, then there is chance they may like boys themselves. 3. They think about sex a lot. It's just something that they do. Oh well. (most normal girls think about sex a lot too. It's normal.) 4. MOST guys have selective hearing, and will need to be reminded of the little things. 5. I've noticed that a lot of guys aren't a big fan of PDA. 6. If they're going to great lengths to hide something from you, then something is going on. Investigation is in need. 7. If they don't get it. Don't wait around. There are plenty of other fish in the sea for you my friend, and they're waiting to be caught. LIFE: 1. Life is too short to worry about the little things. 2. Try everything at least once. 3. Don't be too hard on yourself because it's only going to drag you down, and make life a lot harder for you. 4. Never regret something that once made you smile. 5. Take risks and make changes. 6. Go with the flow. Trust me, you'll be a lot happier and healhier in your life. BEAUTY: 1. If you're running late and have about 5 minutes to do your make up. Mascara and lip gloss. Done deal. 2. Aveda skin care is without a doubt the absolute best. Enough said. 3. Train your hair to be washed about every two or three days. In the long run it's going to feel and look healthier. 4. Never ever sleep with your hair wet. It's going to cause breakage, and not to mention you're going to wake up with an afro. 5. Water, water, water. Drink lots and lots of it and I guarantee you'll be happy with the results. Guarantee. 6. Take vitamins. Why? Because they're good for you. I recommend a flintstone or similar vitamin that doesn't have too much of other junk that you don't need in your body. Take two a day. CLOTHES: 1. Wear what fits you. No one wants to see your tummy hanging out. It's not cute. On anyone really. 2. Never wear an entire outfit that is the same color. 3. Buttcracks hanging out of the back of your jeans=not cute. At all. 4. Affliction=not cool. 5. Sometimes it's okay to have a lazy day and wear those baggy clothes and sweat shirts. LOVE: 1. Should be a beautiful thing. 2. Don't over analyze it. Just do it. Like Nike. 3. Spread and share it. A smile goes a long way. Honestly. 4. Love one another. Because in the end, all you need is love. 5. Tell that someone that you love them. They shouldn't have to try and guess it. GIRLS: 1. Don't give into drama. Because in the end they're going to be the ones looking like morons. Honestly. 2. Girls are dumb for the most part, and tend to overreact. Get over it. FRIENDS: 1. Life is too short to hold grudges, so apologize and get over it. 2. Be there for them. Always. They're going to be there longer than any boy out there. 3. Don't talk shit about them. Ugh. 4. Don't lie to your friends to make yourself seem cooler. Not cool. 5. Give them constructive advice. BODY: 1. Love your body. It's the only one you have, so take care of it. 2. Water water water. Water. 3. Eat healthy. McDonalds is the devil. Remember that. 4. Work out and be active. Honestly, it's not that hard to go for a walk is it? 5. Vitamins again. 6. Fruits and veggies do wonders for your body. FYI. SEX: 1. Is very enjoyable, so have it often. 2. Be safe. If you just met this person you're about to do the deed with, you better be using some kind of protection. It doesn't take a moron to know that. But I'm telling you anyway. 3. It's cool to be STD free. 4. It's okay to play the field, but again, you better be covering your bases and playing it safe. 5. Show your man what pleases you. Because he cannot read your mind. 6. Don't be a selfish lover. 7. Don't be afraid to try new things or positions. 8. Have fun and don't make it a chore or duty. And do not schedule sexual acts. Ew. How enjoyable is that really going to be. 9. Do dirty text. And send naughty pictures. I know these are really broad topics, but I hope they help you out in some way or other! xxxx, L